im chris and i post a lot of nsfw hi buddy


idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(via licentious-babe)


"eating pussy" does not mean licking around the outside twice for the sole purpose of getting it wet enough for your dick to go inside more easily 

(via cumomelet)


Someone: are you drunk ?
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit

(via cumomelet)


(cowtopus 2014)
my first tattoo ! :-)

29 year old #CharlesSmith was killed by police in #Savannah, GA yesterday while handcuffed. Savannah is mobilizing.
Savannah residents seeking answers in the death of #CharlesSmith. Autopsy scheduled for today. This is one version of the event circulating on Twitter.