im chris and i post a lot of nsfw hi buddy

stavelsketch:

"Filled with an enormous sense of well-being", 2014
zodiac fave drink

capricorn - coffee after yelling at a starbucks barista 

aquarius - lemonade w too much sugar in it

pisces - water but like walmart water

aries - apple juice grape juice some type of juice

taurus - ppls tears (ruthless bunch)

gemini - water but like fiji water like expensive water

cancer - never in my life met a cancer they dont exist !!!!

leo - like berry smoothies but from mcdonalds

virgo - supermarket wine

libra - the milk after like that cereal that makes the milk taste different

scorpio - dirt (fuck scorpios)

stagittarious - weird brand soda maybe colombiana